Alex James is a fan. If Damon Allberk slagged off Bernard's lyrics, he should be locked in a cold damp room with every 1995 Blur Bside. Total and utter fucking shit.
Gallafucker's changed his tune after this hilarity. Cunt n paste:
a session for some tinpot Manchester Radio station in their usual in Studio A. The presenter says, 'Hi Oasis, we've got Peter Hook here', and I'm like, 'That's exciting, innit? Still wearing your fucking leather trousers Pete?' He shouts, 'Don't bother coming down the Hacienda 'cause you won't get in!' and I go, 'Good, it's been shit for two years anyway!' No matter what he or anyone else tells you, the Hacienda ceased being the centre of the universe on New Year's Eve 1989 when the clock struck twelve and everybody stopped taking E and started taking coke and crack instead.
Apparently this goes up to 83 so bound to be an eye opener. They rose from the ashes of JD and sounded similar but cheered up with Temptation and got into synth with Blue Monday, one of the highest selling 12's of all time. In the words of Slimedon Cowell, it's a fuck that from me.
PS saw a 90s quote from Damon Alban - 'If punk was to destroy hippies, we're gonna destroy grunge' - and it made me think. I thought, In the words of Emily Dickinson, fuck you you fucking self-obsessed, beyond fucking deluded, totally fucking self-absorbed, think-you're-more-talented-handsomer-more-important-than-you-are, fucking jumped up, fucking pseudo art house fucking fucker. Wanna change music? Gotta do a bit better than Gotcher, Alex's '''Song''' and Cunty fucking House mate. In the meantime, I suggest you go fuck yourself. Even your name sounds like a fucking breakfast cereal. What a fucking dick. Of course grunge finished, every fucking movement finishes in the end or it wouldn't be a fucking Movement would it, nothing to do with you, you arrogant tit. Like Kurt Cobain foresaw the fucking shite you'd be churning out - Rednecks, Daisy fucking Bell, Let's all fuck off down the fucking stand - and thought, Fuck me, this is fucking awesome, can't possibly fucking compete with this guy, better end it all now. What a knob.
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