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Bored one lunchtime I thought how can I kill half an hour and came up with the following using album/song titles. Incredibly sad person I am. You may find it a diversion for five minutes.
He was ‘in a lonely place’, ‘denial’ at this ‘chosen time’ was not an option.
‘Don’t do it’ he thought – you’ll be okay ‘sooner than you think’. The ‘subculture’ was sending him ‘round & round’ in circles – his ‘world in motion’. Too much ‘substance’, probably the ‘chemical’ ‘angel dust’ or ‘ecstasy’, was making him live his ‘low life’ as ‘nothing but a fool’. It all felt too ‘plastic’ and he was ‘restless’.
This ‘blue Monday’ was of great ‘regret’ - he had a ‘primitive notion’ that if he could ‘run wild’ and overcome the ‘cries and whispers’ he could be a’ player in the league’. He needed to show ‘singularity’, be ‘krafty’ and ‘shake it up’ otherwise it would all be ‘academic’.
‘Everyone everywhere’ seemed ‘special’ as ‘times change’, but they saw him as a ‘brutal’, ‘young offender’ - a ‘guilty partner’ to ‘murder’ and ‘ultraviolence’ . He sought his ‘vanishing point’ and had to ‘run’ ‘all the way’ ‘morning night and day’.
In his ‘love less’ relationship, ‘temptation’ was an easy ‘procession’ causing all sorts of ‘hurt’. He still thought he was ‘special’, in reality he was just a ‘stray dog’ or a ‘weirdo’ who had to ‘unlearn this hatred’ to win ‘the game’. His ‘senses’ were ‘hell bent’ on displaying a ‘vicious streak’ to ‘someone like you’ at very ‘close range’ in ‘the village’.
Without ‘true faith’ there would be no ‘fine time’, it would all just be ‘confusion’ and a ‘shellshock’. He wouldn’t be able to find the ‘truth’ as he had ‘doubts even here’. As if a ‘mesh’ was covering him, he would see no ‘sunrise’.
“The perfect kiss’ and ‘paradise’ continued to allude him. And all he could see was ‘your silent face’. Perhaps if he called (586) 1963 he would change his ‘way of life’ and overcome the ‘broken promise’ to live his life ‘as it is when it was’ ‘all day long’.
Doing this, ‘everything’s gone green’ would be ‘all the way’, he wouldn’t need a ‘dream attack’ to be ‘here to stay’.
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Originally Posted by: Del Boy  Incredibly sad person I am.
No. Some people fuck elephants. I told Geri Halliwell she had a clandestine relationship with my pet kangaroo. She wasn't convinced. She said, Is yer wallaby my lover?
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I think that's a different genre :)
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It's fun but would be much more entertaining without the inverted commas - they make it too obvious. I once did a sketch where I only talk in Spice Girls lyrics. This is easy for me because etc. As the Spices went out of fashion 20 years ago and even then they were shit, I don't think people got it. Shame cos then it doesn't make much sense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1FBQlqo1DI
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