Was sitting out in the back garden with a few mates the other day,
coupla joints,beers as you do in the good weather,
one of my mates falls asleep on his stomach whilst 'sunning his back'
Unbeknown to me but known to another mate 'sleeping beauty' suffers from
IBSbefore i know it,my other mate has nipped inside got a bar of chocolate (cadburys caramel iirc)
and stuck it inside sleepys denims
Now what with the hot weather and sleepy turning onto his back whilst sleeping,the chocolate mustve melted..
You shouldve seen his face when he woke and thought he'd shat himself...
You shouldve heard him shouting and bawling when he came back from the toilet...
fucking chocolate everywhere!
Edited by user 27 May 2012 17:48:02(UTC)
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