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#1 Posted : 27 May 2012 17:47:23(UTC)
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Was sitting out in the back garden with a few mates the other day,

coupla joints,beers as you do in the good weather,

one of my mates falls asleep on his stomach whilst 'sunning his back'

Unbeknown to me but known to another mate 'sleeping beauty' suffers from IBS

before i know it,my other mate has nipped inside got a bar of chocolate (cadburys caramel iirc)
and stuck it inside sleepys denims Evil

Now what with the hot weather and sleepy turning onto his back whilst sleeping,the chocolate mustve melted..

You shouldve seen his face when he woke and thought he'd shat himself...

You shouldve heard him shouting and bawling when he came back from the toilet...

fucking chocolate everywhere!

Laugh

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#2 Posted : 27 May 2012 21:06:03(UTC)
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Gazman wrote:
Was sitting out in the back garden with a few mates the other day,

coupla joints,beers as you do in the good weather,

one of my mates falls asleep on his stomach whilst 'sunning his back'

Unbeknown to me but known to another mate 'sleeping beauty' suffers from IBS

before i know it,my other mate has nipped inside got a bar of chocolate (cadburys caramel iirc)
and stuck it inside sleepys denims Evil

Now what with the hot weather and sleepy turning onto his back whilst sleeping,the chocolate mustve melted..

You shouldve seen his face when he woke and thought he'd shat himself...

You shouldve heard him shouting and bawling when he came back from the toilet...

fucking chocolate everywhere!

Laugh



Eek Big Grin Hahaha!
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#3 Posted : 28 May 2012 03:50:34(UTC)
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Looking at the title, I thought this thread was going to be about chocolates filled with alcohol...I've loved whisky filled chocolates since I was a teen.
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#4 Posted : 31 May 2012 23:42:28(UTC)
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leather-girl wrote:
Looking at the title, I thought this thread was going to be about chocolates filled with alcohol...I've loved whisky filled chocolates since I was a teen.
Smile


Never liked them,make me feel sick
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#5 Posted : 01 June 2012 02:07:27(UTC)
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Gazman wrote:
leather-girl wrote:
Looking at the title, I thought this thread was going to be about chocolates filled with alcohol...I've loved whisky filled chocolates since I was a teen.
Smile


Never liked them,make me feel sick


I quite like them, but find I can't eat as much as I would normal chocolates, so I'm sticking to the normal chocolate Smile
I know, you know, we believe in a chosen few ...
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#6 Posted : 01 June 2012 02:12:20(UTC)
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and I reckon your friend has gone off chocolate altogether for a while ... you're cruel LoL
I know, you know, we believe in a chosen few ...
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#7 Posted : 01 June 2012 23:57:07(UTC)
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Geri wrote:
and I reckon your friend has gone off chocolate altogether for a while ... you're cruel LoL


Wasnt me,i only fell about laughing!

Laugh
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#8 Posted : 02 June 2012 04:23:06(UTC)
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Gazman wrote:
Geri wrote:
and I reckon your friend has gone off chocolate altogether for a while ... you're cruel LoL


Wasnt me,i only fell about laughing!

Laugh


That would have been a funny scene...poor guy....Eek
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#9 Posted : 02 June 2012 05:52:57(UTC)
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leather-girl wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Geri wrote:
and I reckon your friend has gone off chocolate altogether for a while ... you're cruel LoL


Wasnt me,i only fell about laughing!

Laugh


That would have been a funny scene...poor guy....Eek


It was funny,especially when he came back out ranting and raving

"...fucking chocolate think ye's are fucking funny!...."

with just a towel wrapped round him and his socks on
Laugh

Edited by user 02 June 2012 05:54:30(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#10 Posted : 02 June 2012 05:58:19(UTC)
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Gazman wrote:
leather-girl wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Geri wrote:
and I reckon your friend has gone off chocolate altogether for a while ... you're cruel LoL


Wasnt me,i only fell about laughing!

Laugh


That would have been a funny scene...poor guy....Eek


It was funny,especially when he came back out ranting and raving

"...fucking chocolate think ye's are fucking funny!...."

with just a towel wrapped round him and his socks on
Laugh


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