Originally Posted by: Michael Monkhouse Originally Posted by: lee quite possibly their worst song
No, they did FAR worse than this. Crock of Shat, Chemical, Wanking Overtime, Liar... The list is long.
The military aspect reminds me of PIL's Go Back, though that one's much more compelling.
There must have been a 'worst NO song' thread over the years. I never had a problem with Jizzstream: as Hooky said, it was one of those tracks that needed mixing (think what Perfecto did with World). I sometimes think people need to have their heroes and villains, so they've latched on to this as THE worst NO song. It's like 15 years ago, when everyone was saying Scarlett Johansson was the sexiest woman in the world and then it was Megan Fux etc. Personally I have not met every sexy woman in the world, and if I had, I wouldn't have the energy to make an assessement.
I agree on pretty much everything you say, Michael.
We All Stand, IMO, doesn't come anywhere near the horror of Rock The Shack, Slow Jam, Chemical and Liar.
Jetstream ain't too bad. I think it's mindless pop, really. Nothing offensive. I think it was the whole New Order:Sisters Sisters thing that made most people balk at the idea. It didn't help that the song wasn't great. I think that that combination has probably given it a worse reputation than it (probably) deserves.
Johannson / Fox. Neither float my boat, so to speak.
The only thing I'd disagree with you on, Michael, is the 'list is long' statement. Apart from the four I mentioned above, I'm struggling to come up with any more really terrible songs by the band (granted, Working Overtime, Jetstream, Run Wild, Morning, Night & Day, Krafty, Superheated and a handful of others don't appeal to me, but I know others that like them).
I personally think that New Order, more than most bands, can be singled out as producing very few 'duffers'. Even their average songs are pretty damn good, especially when compared with the vast majority of bands out there.
This includes their peers.
For instance, I bloody love Depeche Mode. After JD / NO (they are one band, IMO), they are definitely my second favourite band. However, they've probably written more dross than they have good songs. It took them four LPs to make a halfway decent one; five before they made a great one (Black Celebration). And don't get me started on their post-SOFAD output.
Compare that to NO. The second LP is a bona fide masterpiece. If you include the JD ones, that's four pretty much 'universally agreed' British classics in the first five LPs. Talk about smashing it out of the park from the outset. If you include their next two LPs (Brotherhood and Technique), you've got 5 out 7 classics. Not bad for 4-5 ruffians, with zero musical training, from Salford/Macc/Manchester.
Anyway, I've rambled enough.
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