I always thought Goldfrapp's 'Rocket' would've been more poorly received if they changed the gender arrangement. 'Yeah, me bird's been gettin' well on me nerves lately, always bleedin' naggin', plus I reckon she's doin' the dirty on me. So what I done right, I wrap the silly cow in cellophane, shove 'er in me truck, and all the time we're drivin' along, just ferra larff I got this model of 'er 'angin' off the rear view mirror! Fucking hilarious, she's shittin' 'esself! Then I drags 'er along the desert, me and me mates dance to this well awesome club anthem I wrote specially for the occasion, and then I straps the useless tart to this rocket and it fucks right off! Silly bitch won't be botherin' ME again! Next time some bird winds me up, I'll do the same, see if she can stop me. I reckon I just found a solution to relationship an' marriage problems an' shit.' He'd be locked up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJppnG1tflU